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Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday.

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Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.

Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday.

Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.

It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times.

I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for…but go off I guess…Happy birthday.

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Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday.

Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday.

Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young.

Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.

To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday.

Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday.

Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday.

You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday.

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Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday.

Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday.

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Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.

You are just as annoying as you were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday.

Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.

You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that.

You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday.

It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday.

Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you older and uglier. Yes, that’s life, my dear. Don’t be fooled by the illusions. Happy Birthday.

One of the things I learned growing up with you is that if you have a dream, you should always chase it. I mean, you still can run at your age, right? Nevertheless, happy birthday.

Having you around always made me feel like we will be forever young, yet, you ended up breaking that rule, you grumpy old geezer.

Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

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Just to be sure, I’m going to bring a few buckets full of water tonight before you light up the candles; I don’t want to be homeless on your birthday due to an accidental fire! Happy birthday my friend.

Instead of being sad because you grew up, be happy because you will not be the grumpy old geezer you will become in 10 years! Happy birthday.

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They say that birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies at your age. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life, said Kitty Collins. So be glad you’re doing it gracefully.

Happy Birthday to my Bestie. Rhyming makes me testy. I’ll try to make it jesty. Don’t get mad if it’s pesky, but have a zesty day! Hey, I tried.

Don’t think of it as getting older; think of it as becoming a classic.

Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag.

Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…

I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef.

Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.

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One more year to pretend you’re old enough to care about people around you. Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

You’re not old. You’re just old enough to know better and not old enough to care.

The emergency department is on speed dial just in case you have an unexpected asthma attack blowing the candles.

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Party like it’s 1959, when you could still dance and drink alcohol without ending up you to the hospital.

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Remember when we stayed up late running from the law? No? Good. I don’t either. Happy Birthday, oldie!
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Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser.

Another year to prove that older doesn’t really mean wiser. Happy birthday.

Going old happens. Growing up is a choice. Happy Birthday.

Happy Birthday. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory!

I made a list about the words of wisdom I wanted to give you for your birthday. It’s still blank. Maybe next year.

May all your birthday wishes come true — except for the illegal ones.

Have you ever thought what a stupid douchebag you were when we were kids? Guess what, you haven’t changed at all. Happy Birthday.

If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday.

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A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday, and the next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday.

The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without being wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday to someone too sweeter than sugar and too spicy than Mexican chili.

Age is just a number, and so are restaurants bills! Happy birthday, do remember to buy me food.

A star was born on this day. I mean, you were too. But I’m referring to a celebrity.

The night is still young, but you, my friend, aren’t anymore. Let’s still party, though.

I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday to one classy lady from another. Rock your birthday girl.

You’ll look great even when you have no teeth just like you are doing pretty well even without a brain. Happy Birthday my friend!

One must not simply wish someone a happy birthday, one must shout it from the rooftops, start a conga line in the middle of town, resurrect Julia Child to bake a triple layer ice cream cake.

Happy Birthday on your special day. I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.

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Some people are old, some are beautiful and some are both. You are not old enough to be called ‘old’ and certainly not good looking enough to be called ‘beautiful. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday, my friend from work. Let’s keep making fun of the bosses behind their backs.

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I have to appreciate the way you try to act like a young man. You must be having a busy time coloring your hair black every day. Happy Birthday.

Let’s have a night out in honor of your birthday. Let’s drink and party all night long. And of course, let’s not hope we end up at the hospital tomorrow. Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday, workmate! Good going on your way to becoming the oldest man in the office.

Maybe use a portion of your this month’s salary to fill my stomach, please? Happy Birthday Colleague.

Age is just like a badge of honor. The older you are, the more respected you are in the office. Happy Birthday to you. Wish you all the best.

We decided to buy a bog, sweet birthday cake for you. Although we are not sure if you are allowed to eat cake at this age. Happy Birthday.

No one remains young forever. But you should have stayed young for at least a couple of years, at least for me. Happy Birthday.

Chuck Norris wanted to apologize for not being able to make it to your birthday party. He was busy geocaching in Antarctica. Happy Birthday.

Cougar was so last year. This year you are a cheetah, fierce & fabulous!! Happy Birthday!!

If ‘only the good die young’,…..I’m afraid you’re going to be celebrating a few more birthdays.

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