Best friends are the most beautiful part of our life and we like to spend more time with our best friends. Birthday of Best friend is the best occasion to express your friendship and wishing birthday to best friend in funny or sarcastic way is the best option. If you are searching for Insulting Birthday Wishes For Best Friend then this post is helping hand to you. Here we have shared 100+ Insulting Birthday Wishes For Best Friend that you can share with your best friend or write these wishes on birthday card. Lets us have a look at the Funny Birthday Wishes / Naughty Birthday Wishes / Insulting Birthday Wishes.
Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday.
Hey buddy, how about a sex doll as your birthday gift? Because I am sick and tired of your perpetual horny nature. Happy birthday you sick freak.
Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the later one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday.
On your birthday, May god sucks out happiness from your life and make you beg even for a penny. Happy birthday my parsimonious friend.
I still wonder how on the earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday, friend.
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If you don’t take the pledge of cutting your weight this birthday I won’t bring a birthday cake for you. Happy birthday my cute fatty friend.
My life was beautiful then you entered in it and everything become so gloomy. You seem like a curse on my life but still, I love you. Happy birthday my lousy friend.
You are an ass of all trades but master of not a single thing. Happiest birthday to the most useless friend in this world.
I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday.
I don’t feel like wishing you a happy birthday. Because like everyone else, I don’t like reminding you that you are growing old. Happy birthday and stay young.
I look forward to your birthday every year because I can party in the best places in town. Hey, at least I’m honest. Happy birthday.
Be a cool cat and tell us where you’re going to throw us a party on your birthday. You know you can’t hide from us. Happy birthday.
If you want that we don’t ask you your real age today, just keep the chocolate and champagne coming for the rest of the week, and we’ll keep mum. Happy birthday.
Dear friends, Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends. Have you noticed that I have not gotten “older”.
I know there’s no use of asking for a birthday party from you since I’ve not gotten one ever since we are friends. Happy birthday to the world’s most parsimonious person.
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When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad. Happy birthday.
There are two types of people in the world; one who gives birthday parties happily and one who goes underground on the birthday. You know very well about which category you belong to. Happy birthday.
We make such a great team—me with my good looks, charm, and intelligence, and you with your ability to be such a great friend to me. Happy birthday.
congratulations! Another birthday and you’re still in great shape! This shows that the healthy rules of life are an outdated concept! Happy Birthday.
Haha, you’ve turned 18 today. I remember the times when we used to fight when we were kids and you always cried like a crying baby. Happy birthday!
OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year Older.
Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday.
Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday.
Very good On your birthday, smile, all you can …! It’s great for wrinkles! Congratulations.
How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday and go take a shower at least today.
How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday and go take a shower at least today.
My heartfelt condolences for you not being able to make even a single girlfriend so far and I know you’ll take this record forward. Be prepared to get into an arranged marriage. Happy birthday, loser.
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Twenty-one and still a virgin! How is it even possible for a pervert like you? Don’t worry, I’ve bought a sex toy for you as your Birthday gift. Happy birthday, friend.
I hope you are aware of that friend vs 10 million dollars meme? If I was to choose between the two, I’d have chosen dollars over you. Happiest birthday.
Everyone ages like a bottle of wine. Some ages like a fine wine and some turns into vinegar. My friend, you are the latter one. Happy birthday.
Hey, are you going to accompany us in having vodka shots? It would be better if you don’t as with age, one’s drinking capacity gets affected and your liver won’t be able to handle it thereafter. Happy birthday, old bud.
O wow! You are going to celebrate your aging. Hats off to you. Nevertheless, I am ready for the festivity. Happy birthday, love..
Have you started getting calls from the AARP yet? Or maybe the local funeral home? Well, better get started. Happy birthday.
I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday.
You are a kind, beautiful, and amazing person. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these lies on your birthday today.
Promise that the more birthday candles you blow, the more I will be here for you to celebrate every special event in your life. Happy birthday.
Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday.
How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday and go take a shower at least today.
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Do you really want me to believe that you celebrate your twenty-ninth birthday? Tell me one thing, have you ever been punctual?
Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday.
Since I don’t believe much in birthday surprises, let me tell you beforehand that I’m going to come to your place and expect to be treated to the best of juices and a great party. Happy birthday and thanks in advance.
You are a beautiful, intelligent and amazing personality. May God help you to digest all these lies. Cheers, and enjoy your day.
We know it’s your birthday today, and you’re dying to throw us a splendid party. So here we are. Happy birthday Quotes for friends.
I have heard that people of a certain age become unbearable when they don’t get what they want! Happy Birthday.
Friendship is all about give and take. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Happy birthday.
On your birthday, May god sucks out happiness from your life and make you beg even for a penny. Happy birthday my parsimonious friend.
I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday!
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The belly – It is natural to become more and more silent with age, and it is not easy to talk while putting your belly in! Congratulations.
I hope you are aware of that friend vs 10 million dollars meme? If I was to choose between the two, I’d have chosen dollars over you. Happiest birthday.
Soon you are going to reach an age when candles won’t fit in your birthday cake. Happy birthday oldy.
On your birthday, I pray to god to give you a life long enough to see your teeth and hair falling. Happy birthday.
Getting old on your birthday is not a bad thing after all. You will be dead soon and get free from worldly suffering. Happy birthday, friend.
The whole tradition of giving birthday gifts is preposterous. I mean, you are basically giving gifts to a person who is going one step closer to death. Happy birthday soon going to die, friend.
May you live long enough to terrify your grandchildren with big wrinkles. Happy birthday.
Don’t you feel tantalized by the fact that a dashing person like me will give you the birthday gift? Happy birthday buddy.
I thought of bringing a birthday gift for you, but then I remembered that you don’t need a gift and all you need is blessings. Happy Birthday, my skinny Friend.
I hope your birthday is as awesome as you are on the pitch. That would be terrible though. Happy Birthday buddy.
Happy Birthday to the most stingy friend I ever had. I pray that God gives me your money so that I can get the chance to throw myself a party. Happy birthday anyway.
Happy Birthday friend, but I’m just wondering, what is the point of celebrating a birthday when you’re only moving closer to the grave? Smiles.
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No lies friend, I’ll be at your birthday party just to stuff my tummy with all the goodies, and nothing more. By the way, happy birthday to you. Enjoy.
I guess I’ll be the first person to wish you a happy birthday, hey, don’t even think you’re that important to me, all thanks to Facebook for reminding me. Happy birthday my unimportant friend.
Truly friendship is beyond everything. I mean you are dumb and unattractive, but then, you are still my friend. Happy birthday ugly friend.
I pray that God bless you with a good brain this year so that at least you will get wiser as you grow older this time around. Happy Birthday, friend.
There are friends and then there are best friends, happy birthday to the best friend I could have asked for.
The best gift is the gift of friendship. So, that is what I got you for your birthday! Don’t worry… I got you a real present too.
It’s your birthday! Which means it’s a great excuse to make some bad decisions, let’s party it up.
Best friends are the friends who keep your embarrassing secrets private. Thank you for always keeping my less than proud moments under wraps.
Hey it’s your birthday and I just wanted to let you know that you’ll never have to face a problem alone. I may not be able to solve every problem but I’ll always be here for you when you need me.
When I think back to all the things we’ve been through, I’m so thankful that I got to go through everything with you by my side. Happy birthday to my best friend who never let me go it alone.
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Hey you! It’s your birthday! Cake! Candles! Drinks! Presents! More drinks! Can you tell I’m excited.
f you want that we don’t ask you your real age today, just keep the chocolate and champagne coming for the rest of the week, and we’ll keep mum. Happy birthday.
Do you really expect us to bring you candles and birthday cake? We’re going to be exhausted because there are going to be so many candles to light. Happy birthday, old buddy.
What are you so happy about? It’s your birthday, and you are going to have to spend a lot of money to keep us happy. Have fun doing it! Happy birthday.
Keep some hangover pills ready. We’re going to make sure that you need them tomorrow morning. Happy birthday.
Thank God birthdays come only once a year. Otherwise, I’d be broke just giving you one gift after the other. Happy birthday.
It’s not your fault, buddy. No one can help that fact that you’re growing old. Haha! So you might as well enjoy it while getting there.
Have you really grown wiser this year or are you acting up because it’s your birthday today? Happy birthday.
You are amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent – don’t get too excited. I’m only saying all these things because it’s your birthday today.
Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks. That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring. Happy birthday.
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