Funny Birthday Wishes For Friend

Did you know that when you were born, you were so surprised that didn’t talk for more than a year?   Happy birthday, friend!

Stop counting candles on your birthday cake! You will get one more year older, till you count them all!

Happy Birthday Buddy!

I am going to tell you one secret – as far as I know you today you are the oldest, so let’s celebrate that!

On your big day I wish that your failures be as few as the teeth of your grandfather!

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and … lie about your age.  Happy Birthday to you!  I wish you live for a thousand years!

A simple task for You! Put your right hand on your left shoulder and the left hand on the right. Now shout joyously – you just received a big birthday hug from me!

Birthdays are good for your health – the more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live.

On your day as a birthday present I want to give you joy, love, friendship, wisdom and lots of other things that cost nothing!

The secret of living a long life is simple – just continue breathing. I wish you a healthy and long life, happy birthday to you!