Funny Easter Jokes

How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!

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Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!

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What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.

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Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a little chicken.

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What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip Hop.

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When does the kids go to bed on Easter? When they’re eggs-osted

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When does the kids go to bed on Easter? When they’re eggs-osted

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