Funny Friendship Messages For Best Friends

A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.

Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.

Best Friend: A person in front of whom you can fart without the fear of being judged.

Friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart, but best friends don’t carry knives.

Thank you for being a playground where I can feel safe and play. I hate you, bestie. Hugs and kisses.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post-apocalyptic death match for food.

Thank you for being a friend of mine despite the fact that I’m the slowest person to enter a pool.

You can work out as much as you want, but you will never look like me, Let’s meet at the gym.