Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.

Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you older and uglier. Yes, that’s life, my dear. Don’t be fooled by the illusions. Happy Birthday.

Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway.

I hope you have low expectations for your meal and cake this year, I hear dad’s having a go at being the chef.

Happy Birthday. You’re one step closer to diapers being mandatory!

May all your birthday wishes come true — except for the illegal ones.