Funny New Job Messages For Friends

Congrats on the new chapter of your life. Do not cry at the corner after making a foolish decision. Celebrate this happy day, dear friend.

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Luck has played the part and landed you with a good job. Now be the donkey and work your best. Congrats.

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Welcome to the world of suits and ties and responsibilities. Lots of responsibilities. Congratulations.

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Your new job is one more addition to the list of things that I envy you for. Congratulations.

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And now… You’re hired! You did amazing and paint the town red! Good luck with your new job.

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Best wishes for your new position! Your perseverance will undoubtedly pay off handsomely.

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The more you earn for yourself, the more you can spend on friends like myself. Congratulations on your new job.

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