Insulting Birthday Wishes For Bestfriend

You are an ass of all trades but master of not a single thing. Happiest birthday to the most useless friend in this world.

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Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday.

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May you live long enough to terrify your grandchildren with big wrinkles. Happy birthday.

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It’s your birthday! Which means it’s a great excuse to make some bad decisions, let’s party it up.

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Hey you! It’s your birthday! Cake! Candles! Drinks! Presents! More drinks! Can you tell I’m excited.

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