Insulting Birthday Wishes For Bestfriend

Insulting Birthday Wishes For Bestfriend

You are an ass of all trades but master of not a single thing. Happiest birthday to the most useless friend in this world.

Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday.

Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday.

I wonder why you are celebrating the fact that you’re turning older. Nevertheless, I will attend your birthday party. Happy birthday.

May you live long enough to terrify your grandchildren with big wrinkles. Happy birthday.

It’s your birthday! Which means it’s a great excuse to make some bad decisions, let’s party it up.

Hey you! It’s your birthday! Cake! Candles! Drinks! Presents! More drinks! Can you tell I’m excited.