Here we have shared 150+ Hilarious Birthday Wishes / Funny Birthday Wishes / Funny Messages for Birthday that you can share easily. Whether it is your best friend birthday or boyfriend/girlfriend birthday or anyone else you can add these funny birthday wishes on their birthday cards and make them laugh. Let us have a look at the best birthday messages and choose the best one and share it with your loved one on his/her birthday.
Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.
Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.
Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday.
Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.
It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times.
I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for…but go off I guess…Happy birthday.
General Funny Birthday Wishes
Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday.
Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday.
Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young.
Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.
To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday.
Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday.
Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished.
Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Stay healthy my friend.
Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.
On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.
You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday.
Romantic Happy Birthday Wishes
Most Funny Wishes For Happy Birthday
Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas. Happy Birthday.
Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday.
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday.
Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday.
Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.
You are just as annoying as you were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday.
Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.
You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that.
You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday.
Best Funny Messages / Wishes For Birthday
It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday.
Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you older and uglier. Yes, that’s life, my dear. Don’t be fooled by the illusions. Happy Birthday.
You might be getting bigger, but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Enjoy the birthday anyway.
There’s no shame in thinking like a teenage boy when you are old as the hills. Wishing you a Happy Birthday. May you live long.
A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday. I’m glad that you still have your teeth.
Another birthday of yours! It seems almost as if you’ve been polluting earth since forever.
Please get a funfetti cake for your birthday. Since you are no fun, at least the cake should be.
Happy birthday. The older you’re getting, the more of a child you’re becoming. Grow up now, will you?
Happy birthday, dear. Smile! Because with your increasing age, your teeth might be gone sooner than you think.
Age is just a number, and so are restaurants bills! Happy birthday, do remember to buy me food!
A star was born on this day. I mean, you were too. But I’m referring to a celebrity.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend
The night is still young, but you, my friend, aren’t anymore. Let’s still party, though!
I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday!
Forget the past, forget the future and please forget the present too as I did forget to get you one. But happy birthday, dear.
Another year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses! Happy birthday.
Another birthday comes by with more candles on your cake and less hairs on your head!
Dear hubby you define my past and my future and as for the present I could find nothing for you so I bought one for myself.
I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.
Once in many years, people with great passion and brilliance are born into this world who aims at the greater things in life. And today one of them would like to wish you a very happy birthday.
I was going to give you something awesome for your birthday, but they wouldn’t let me courier myself to you. Hence, Happy Birthday.
I wish almighty embraces you with luck to follow up those dreams and also a bucket of water to wake you up from them.
One more year of warming your butt on my couch. Happy birthday.
Funny Birthday Wishes Messages
You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday.
Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.
I’m so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday.
I’m so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you would live this long. Happy Birthday.
I promise this card isn’t late. It is intentionally arriving after your birth-day, because I think you deserve a whole birth-month. Happy Birth-month.
I know you think this card is a few days late. It’s actually worse than that. This is your card from 2010 that I only just got around to sending. Happy Belated Birthday.
Happy Birthday! Don’t think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here’s wishing you a wonderful year ahead.
By the time you’re your age, you’ve learned everything – you only have to remember it! Many happy returns on your birthday.
I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday.
One of the things I learned growing up with you is that if you have a dream, you should always chase it. I mean, you still can run at your age, right? Nevertheless, happy birthday!
Having you around always made me feel like we will be forever young, yet, you ended up breaking that rule, you grumpy old geezer!
Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!
Short Birthday Wishes / Funny Messages
Instead of being sad because you grew up, be happy because you will not be the grumpy old geezer you will become in 10 years! Happy birthday!
I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.
Smart, good looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday.
A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.
Happy birthday. I hope your day is as nice as your butt ????
Pst, don’t grow up! It’s a trap. Happy birthday.
I’d give you my last chicken nugget. That’s really saying something. Happy Birthday.
You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday.
Happy birthday! Super glad you were born.
It’s so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird. Happy birthday.
If you were my Uber driver, I’d totally give you five stars. Happy birthday.
I smell old people! Oh, wait no that’s just you. Happy birthday.
Ready to hit the town and let the world know it’s my best friend’s birthday.
HBD to my BFF for life, I don’t know what I’d do without you.
The world got a little bit better on this day because my best friend was born.
Happy Birthday to a best friend who is like no other.
I hope you’re enjoying your special day doing whatever it is you want.
Today I’m shouting from the rooftops that it’s my best friend’s birthday, hooray.
Here’s to another year of friendship, laughter, and getting up to no good together! Happy Birthday.
Funny Birthday Messages
I wanted to put candles on your birthday cake, but there wasn’t enough room for those many candles! Happy birthday.
Do you realise that this has been the oldest that you have ever been. Happy birthday.
I was going to make an old age joke on your birthday, but it’s gotten to the point where it’s getting serious. Happy birthday.
I wanted to get you a birthday gift that reminded you of your childhood, but I just couldn’t find any dinosaurs anywhere.
I tried to get you something super special and brilliant for your birthday but it was too difficult to wrap myself up. Happy birthday from the best present in the world.
I was always interested in ancient things, that must be why I love you so much. Just kidding! Happy birthday you ancient being.
You really don’t look your age, you look much older, Happy birthday.
I am so grateful for many things in life, especially the fact that I am not as old as you. Wishing you a very special birthday.
They say that birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies at your age. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say. Happy Birthday on your special day.
Just to be sure, I’m going to bring a few buckets full of water tonight before you light up the candles; I don’t want to be homeless on your birthday due to an accidental fire! Happy birthday my friend!
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