There is no doubt that love is a beautiful relationship between two people. A lover does everything for his girlfriend so that she can give her every happiness. For this, you have to make a lot of effort, as apart from being romantic, you also have to be a little playful. Your funny nature makes your love smile. If you are looking for Funny Love Messages For Boyfriend And Girlfriend then you are on the right webpage. Here we have shared 100+ Funny Love Messages For your Love
You know what, I am already pregnant there is no need for valentines together or will you carry this heavy load in my stomach.
If buying you ice cream is what it takes to show you how much I love you, what will it cost to show you how much you mean to me.
If you think you are beautiful enough, come over and see my father’s maid how sweet she is looking despite her dresses like the villagers.
Behind every successful man is a woman who keeps him warm every morning but behind a failing man is a woman who has his wife behind her.
On this special valentine day, I will be coming to the party with the most beautiful car in the world—guess what car it is; my brand new tortoise car.
Say what you will about women, but I think being able to turn one sentence into a six-hour argument takes talent.
When a woman says “What?” It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Getting into a relationship may seem tempting, but so was getting on the Titanic and looking at what happened there.
Spend a few minutes a day really listening to your spouse. No matter how stupid his problems sound to you.
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to Unstable.
Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you’re offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone’s feelings.
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else.
Best Funny Love Messages For Boyfriend
My love for you is like a fart that can’t be contained. Bursting out aloud in all its glory and fragrance.
I know why you work out every day. You want to look as hot as me, don’t you.
If you feel like getting a hug from me, just close your eyes and imagine I’m there. If you feel like giving me a kiss, just close your eyes and I will be there.
I’m so happy for you, that you’ve got the most good-looking boyfriend ever.
I love it when we kiss. Because you can’t kiss and talk at the same time.
I feel for you and totally understand if you get jealous all the time. I’d feel the same way if I had such a hot boyfriend.
Last night I was missing you so much, that I hugged my pillow and went to sleep. It was almost the same as cuddling with you except better, coz the pillow didn’t say a word the whole time.
Hey I’m not jealous. I just think you’re too hot for other guys to be talking to. The last thing I’d want is for them to feel bad about being turned down.
I believe in gender equality. So on our next date, I’m going to split the bill with you.
Did you know that kissing burns calories? Want to work out.
I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill.
You’re like a Bunsen burner. You melt the metals of my heart.
Although I don’t understand much about comedy, I confess that you make me giggle like a six-year-old.
Even though you don’t work in a chocolate factory, you still bring me chocolates. I like that about you. I hope you’ll always be my chocolate supplier.
Every time I look at my fingers, I recall that even Saturn has its own ring. It makes me anticipate our marriage and gets me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Funny Love Messages For Girlfriend
I tried to download your voice on Spotify. But it wasn’t there. So, I decided to complain to you about it.
Two bodies one feeling, two minds one thought, two lips one kiss, two hearts one love.
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.
I know staring at people for too long is considered rude. So, I wanted to ask for your permission.
I love you. You’re my pudding. But how come you’re not in the bakery.
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court.
I consider myself very fortunate as I go to the same institution as my princess.
Wait a minute. Why did it take you so long to enter my life? I’m angry.
I don’t play chess, but you’re definitely my queen.
I have a crush on your mind, I fell for your personality and your looks are just a big bonus.
Sometimes I wish you were as generous with your wallet as God has been generous with your looks.
Our relationship is based on one simple ground rule. You break my heart, I break your jaw.
I promise, I’ll never ever ask you to give me money. Except, when I go shopping.
Funny Love Messages For Girlfriend And Boyfriend
I promise I’ll never be a high maintenance girlfriend as long as you promise never to be a dud of a boyfriend.
Our relationship is a two-way street. As long as both ways lead to me.
I want you to have a candle-lit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay the bill.
You’re like a Bunsen burner. You melt the metals of my heart.
Although I don’t understand much about comedy, I confess that you make me giggle like a six-year-old.
Even though you don’t work in a chocolate factory, you still bring me chocolates. I like that about you. I hope you’ll always be my chocolate supplier.
Every time I look at my fingers, I recall that even Saturn has its own ring. It makes me anticipate our marriage and gets me all warm and fuzzy inside.
I tried to download your voice on Spotify. But it wasn’t there. So, I decided to complain to you about it.
Two bodies one feeling, two minds one thought, two lips one kiss, two hearts one love.
Funny Good Morning Wishes Messages
Funny Love Captions
Every night I dream of you and hug the pillow, I wish I could hug you dreaming of the pillow. Though it is not too far to be true; but till then I want to live my life in the dream world with you. Love you.
Loving you is the truth of my life, miss you is the pain of my heart; staying without you makes me sad, my world starts with you and ends with you, so be mine always, no matter wherever you are. Love you.
If there is an option I need to choose between crying with you and smiling with anyone else; I still choose you and would prefer to cry; you are the love of my life and I will always be with you. Love you.
I don’t know how to express my love for you in words, but all that I can say is without you my heart loses its beat, my living loses its meaning and I lose my life. Stay together, always and forever. Love you.
Others say love makes people mad, it is true, I feel today; with you, life seems more than it is usual; darkness seems bright; pain seems beautiful and happiness seems the richest glory of the world. I am mad in love with you.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That is your common sense leaving your body.
Short Funny Love Messages Boyfriend And Girlfriend
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Especially when I am all alone with you.
You want to know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.
Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you.
Forget the butterflies, I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I’m with you.
Good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again.
Love is being stupid together.
Love, A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Funny Friendship Messages For Best Friends
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared.
To my partner in shine – there’s no one I’d rather share this life with. I love you.
I loved you yesterday, I love you today, and I look forward to loving you more tomorrow and every day after that.
Funny Love Quotes
Your beauty, strength, and love fill me with happiness. You are my rock, my joy, and the love of my life.
I looked for a woman I could live with, but I ended up marrying the woman I can’t live without. I love and cherish you, always.
The more years go by, the more ways I learn to love you. You are the most amazing woman in the world. I love you, and I always will.
Thank you for showing me the true meaning of love with your unwavering support and unconditional kindness. I love you with everything I have.
Life with you is better than anything I could have ever dreamed of myself. Thank you for making each day better than the last. I love you.
Nothing brings me joy like waking up and falling asleep by your side.
My love – every day I spend with you is the next best day of my life.
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