Funny Diwali Wishes In English: The festival of lights, Diwali is coming. This year this festival will be celebrated on Sunday, 12th November. This year too, like every year, enthusiasm is being seen among the people. Diwali or Diwali symbolizes the victory of light over darkness as lamps are lit at every corner. Bursting crackers, shopping and exchanging sweets are traditionally part of Diwali celebrations. And not only this, wishing loved ones on this occasion highlights the festive spirit.

Add some more fun and happiness to your family and friends by sending and sharing Diwali quotes and hilarious Diwali jokes and make them smile on this festive occasion. In today’s article, we have brought for you an excellent collection of Funny Diwali Wishes In English which you will like very much and not only this, from here you can also download the images of Funny Diwali Wishes In English and share them on any social media. Can share on platforms like Facebook, Instagram etc. Have a Safe Diwali..

Funny Diwali Wishes In English

“If you wish for moons and stars then on the occasion of Diwali, I wish you find them all with a help of a rocket. Wishing you a very Happy Diwali.”

“May we all go deaf hearing the blasts of laughter of our dear ones. Warm wishes on Diwali to everyone.”

“Diwali is the right time to lose some weight by getting engage in some cleanliness for the occasion. Wishing a very Happy Diwali to my friends.”

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“On the occasion of Diwali, I just want to remind you to put aside all your dieting plans and indulge in the most awaited feast for the season. Happy Diwali to you.”

May this Diwali be full of lots of feasts and gifts for you which you can cherish until the next festive season. Warm wishes on Diwali to you my dear.”

“May Lord Ganesh give you wisdom and Goddess Laxmi bless you with money because you lack both these things. Wishing you a very Happy Diwali ..

“On the occasion of Diwali, I wish the government give us a Diwali gift by waiving off our electricity bills on the festival of lights. Happy Diwali.”

“Warm wishes on Diwali to all the friends. Let us make it a memorable Diwali for all of us with some good teen patti time and great food to hog on.”

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“May we win lots of happiness in the gamble of life and embrace success and prosperity. A very Happy Diwali.”

“May all the negativities surrounding our lives end with the lights and sparkles of Diwali. Wishing a very Happy Diwali to all.”

“If your girlfriend demands for moon and stars from you then today is the night to give her all…. Just light a rocket and give her what she always wanted…. Best wishes on Diwali.”

Funny Diwali Captions In English

“Please don’t send me any wishes on Diwali this year because none of your wishes helped me the next year, instead send me some cash this Diwali…. Happy Diwali.”

May your light never burn out this Diwali and the rest of the year.

Praying the Diwali lights burn out your troubles except me .My Friend.. Happy Diwali

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Your eyes shimmer like a Phuljharri,
Your nose as shapely as an Anaar,
Your ears as beautiful as Chakari,
Your eyebrows shapely like a Pencil,
Hair braided like a beautiful Larri,
Your personality takes off like a Rocket
And your body is simply a Bomb.
Happy Diwali to a scintillating Patakha!

“Best friends are those who always help their friends and on this Diwali I promise to help you burst all your crackers….. Happy Diwali!!”

Aapke life mein
Mithaas ho “Cadbury” Jaisy
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” Jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” Jaisy Aur
Tension-free rahe“Huggies” Jaisy.

“On the occasion of Diwali, I extend my warm wishes to you and I pray to Almighty to give you the power to think and act. Happy Diwali.”

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Santa: How does a married man
celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad….?
Santa: No. By sending his wife
to her parents’ place
Happy Deepavali

Wishing you the sweetest gifts this Diwali like me

Happy Diwali! May the supreme light of Deepavali lighten up your heart and make things better.

Diwali Wishing Messages In English

May the happiness of this beautiful holy night remain the same for the rest of the year. May all of us become blessed by the divine power of God!

“May the occasion of Diwali be full of celebrations for you. May you treat us with feasts and make it a memorable one for all of us. Happy Diwali.”

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May your Diwali be as sweet as the candy you consume to celebrate it..

This time a firecracker burst in every corner of Pappu ji’s heart. Because this Diwali girlfriend’s brother beat her badly.

Diwali Dhamaka..

send your girlfriend to me
and get a child free…
1st 10 entries will get Twins …
Happy Diwali

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Send some crackers to those who criticize you. Let them be enlightened this Diwali.

For tall height boys meaning of diwali Cleaning the cobwebs of the house..

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